You have practiced your ventriloquism …

And you know you are ready …

So you print up some business cards …

And give them to everybody …

Then wait for the phone to ring …

And wait …

And wait …

And then one day it happens …

And they want to hire you … but …

They don’t have any money and you are thinking …

But they say …

Plus you will get plenty of publicity …

So you take the show because it will be good for your career …

But when you get there, no one cares about you …

Then you find out the caterer and other acts got paid …

And the only person that pays attention to your performance offers this advice …

And you feel like …

And your friends say you should go on America’s Got Talent …

And you are thinking …

But you get …

And you feel sorry for yourself until someone tells you …

And they give you advice that you don’t want to hear …

But if you follow the advice … one day …

If you think you are good enough and people just don’t see your brilliance … you will end up …

In show business …
You don’t go from obscurity, unable to get shows – to fame – it doesn’t happen.

No one succeeds by themselves. Even self made people have help along the way.

Because if you want folks to sit up and pay attention …

You have to realize …